BIRTHDAY LIMERICKS<\/p>\n
(Cedric)<\/p>\n
A primate ascended a trunk<\/p>\n
and said : \u201cEvolution’s all bunk.<\/p>\n
Though it happens I’m male<\/p>\n
with whiskers and tail,<\/p>\n
I’m a layman disguised as a monk.<\/p>\n
(Bonet)<\/p>\n
We wanted to send you a sonnit<\/p>\n
or a cake with your name paintid on it<\/p>\n
but our speling is bad<\/p>\n
and wethought you’d get mad<\/p>\n
if we dropped out the ‘B’ in your \u201cBonet\u201d.<\/p>\n
So we just didn’t send you the sonet<\/p>\n
or the cake with your name paintid on it<\/p>\n
our speling’s still bad<\/p>\n
but you cannot get mad<\/p>\n
for the ‘B’ still remains in your ‘Bonet’<\/p>\n
(Sirikit)<\/p>\n
We wanted to buy you a bonnet<\/p>\n
but the shopkeeper said you’d have torn it<\/p>\n
\u201cis her head very small?\u201d<\/p>\n
we replied : \u201cNot at all….<\/p>\n
it’s three times as big as the bonnet!\u201d<\/p>\n
so we just didn’t buy you the bonnet<\/p>\n
for while donning it on you’d have torn it<\/p>\n
instead we did bake<\/p>\n
a plum centred cake<\/p>\n
with the head of a head-girl upon it.<\/p>\n
(Ingrid)<\/p>\n
I clearly recollect having read<\/p>\n
about something that Socrates said:<\/p>\n
\u201cif you stifle your laughter<\/p>\n
it will go down and after –<\/p>\n
wards settle inside you and spread.\u201d<\/p>\n
while clicking amodel chow said:<\/p>\n
after all that’s been written or read<\/p>\n
about arms, about legs,<\/p>\n
about chicks, about eggs<\/p>\n
I’d rather have breakfast in bed. (Chow 10 . xii . 78)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
BIRTHDAY LIMERICKS (Cedric) A primate ascended a trunk and said : \u201cEvolution’s all bunk. Though it happens I’m male with whiskers and tail, I’m a layman disguised as a monk. (Bonet) We wanted to send you a sonnit or a cake with your name paintid on it but our speling is bad and wethought you’d … <\/p>\n