The loveliest girl in Baragpada was Vibha, the smartest as well<\/p>\n
She moved like a half-filled gamela while casting on others her spell<\/p>\n
Her courtiers were many and varied from the day she began her beguine<\/p>\n
There were three famous affairs she carried and God knows how many between<\/p>\n
Vibha tell us, everyone else here is jealous<\/p>\n
With subtlety, charm and a smirk you wooed Jigme and Soaib and Dirk<\/p>\n
The first one she pursued was Jigme, whose Angelo act was a laugh<\/p>\n
But he said: I don\u2019t want a pigmy to be my future better half<\/p>\n
When she was around he would whistle, but that was to wake up the camp<\/p>\n
Her dreams of romance then did fizzle so she searched around for a new champ!<\/p>\n
Vibha tell us, how can we stop feeling jealous<\/p>\n
It wasn\u2019t just fate or a quirk that got you Jigme ands Soaib and Dirk<\/p>\n
The next one she piled on was Soaib who was quiet and sexy and slim<\/p>\n
She spotted him filling gamelas and said: That\u2019s the guy! I want him!\u201d<\/p>\n
But Soaib was often \u201cgone market\u201d, when in need he was never around<\/p>\n
In desperation she just said: \u201cChuck it!\u201d and started exploring new ground<\/p>\n
Vibha teach us, your strategies over-reach us<\/p>\n
The things you do all seem to work to deal with Jigme and Soaib and Dirk<\/p>\n
She shifted from verses to pure prose and saw that Dirk Rodrigues was next<\/p>\n
But she noticed to her dismay he was too much with the opposite sex<\/p>\n
But Dirk would do things without warning that made her quite dizzy and sick<\/p>\n
He disappeared early one morning. In anger she said: Dirk you\u2019re a bad boy!<\/p>\n
Vibha tell us, how can we stop feeling jealous<\/p>\n
Being short and sweet sure has its perks \u2013 ones like Jigme and Soaib and Dirk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00a0VIBHA The loveliest girl in Baragpada was Vibha, the smartest as well She moved like a half-filled gamela while casting on others her spell Her courtiers were many and varied from the day she began her beguine There were three famous affairs she carried and God knows how many between Vibha tell us, everyone else … <\/p>\n