VIBHA

The loveliest girl in Baragpada was Vibha, the smartest as well

She moved like a half-filled gamela while casting on others her spell

Her courtiers were many and varied from the day she began her beguine

There were three famous affairs she carried and God knows how many between

Vibha tell us, everyone else here is jealous

With subtlety, charm and a smirk you wooed Jigme and Soaib and Dirk

The first one she pursued was Jigme, whose Angelo act was a laugh

But he said: I don’t want a pigmy to be my future better half

When she was around he would whistle, but that was to wake up the camp

Her dreams of romance then did fizzle so she searched around for a new champ!

Vibha tell us, how can we stop feeling jealous

It wasn’t just fate or a quirk that got you Jigme ands Soaib and Dirk

The next one she piled on was Soaib who was quiet and sexy and slim

She spotted him filling gamelas and said: That’s the guy! I want him!”

But Soaib was often “gone market”, when in need he was never around

In desperation she just said: “Chuck it!” and started exploring new ground

Vibha teach us, your strategies over-reach us

The things you do all seem to work to deal with Jigme and Soaib and Dirk

She shifted from verses to pure prose and saw that Dirk Rodrigues was next

But she noticed to her dismay he was too much with the opposite sex

But Dirk would do things without warning that made her quite dizzy and sick

He disappeared early one morning. In anger she said: Dirk you’re a bad boy!

Vibha tell us, how can we stop feeling jealous

Being short and sweet sure has its perks – ones like Jigme and Soaib and Dirk